Khanyi can but Thami can’t
The divine Khanyisile Dhlomo is back with a bang and not looking a day older than when she first read the news on SABC3 some 20 years ago.
Rumour has it that she is revving to head a business publication called Destiny, to hit the shelves in October. I’m sure she’ll do a better job than Thami Ngubeni, who has taken O magazine to the dogs in just one issue. I don’t doubt that Oprah is having a fit and spitting diesel wherever she is.
In my humble opinion...
Doctor Kumalo’s Status ad must go, OK? I’m not prepared to debate the reasoning behind him specifically, all I’m saying is that its time is up and that the rust jacket was a bad idea for his so-called status. And for their information, Doctor is his birth name, not given to him by his fans. Yawn!
Someone give me a hand grenade so I can bomb my TV. Friends Like These is back on SABC1 and that is enough to send a woman on a drinking spree. It was dead from the outset and the repeat is like giving a skeleton mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
I once took an intoxicated vow to never turn my back on my own but Kaya FM’s Paulos Mboba has to be the worst news reporter ever. Some people are just not cut out for radio.
Tracy drives me crazy
If anyone out there watches The Tracy Morgan’s Show and laughs they must please share the joke because I’m sure they are not laughing with him but at him, like I do. What a stupid, low-budget and not-funny comedy! He really makes you want to stop paying your TV licence.
Jam past its sell-by date
Please tell me Thwasa is not on my TV box presenting the oldest show on earth – Jam Alley –
because she had better be wearing a bulletproof vest. The woman is old but carries on like a teenager and, for crying out loud, I was in high school when it first hit the screens and now my own child is in high school and we have to endure that noise.
Ajax shines so much whiter
I am rather impressed with Generations’ Sipho Ngwenya, who plays the charecter of Ajax Khoza. The young man was raised by a white family and though most of his older peers, like Rosie Motene, make it look like regression to go back to their mother tongue, he has proved them otherwise and is doing well under the circumstances. His face looks booze-free too.
Move off
I’m still trying to decide whether I will have to throttle or spray water on the producers of Jika Majika.
The show should have lasted only three episodes, judging by the rude moves every contestant seems to aspire to. And the guest choreographers! They are the pits. Except for Khabonina Qubeka, right, most aren’t qualified to even remark, let alone do that Mbonise crap.